“So I'm going to drink this,” he swirled a vial of fluorescent liquid in his hand, “and it's going to shrink me to the size of a bug.”
“And then you're going to eat me.”
“You know, if you wanted to get rid of me you could still send me back to the orphanage. I can pass for sixteen when I shave,” he replied plainly, but his face betrayed some amusement at Valeria's latest request.
“Garren, you know it's not like that. This is serious – it's an experiment,” she responded sternly, “And besides, when have I ever put you in actual danger?”
“Well, there was that time with the owlbear–”
“Don't be silly, I had that totally u